Well, considering I'm Canadian, I go on national TV to assure everyone about how sorry we are about this inconvenient take-over.
Trudeau runs to Trump and asks for aid..
US immediately invades....
I retreat north to thunder bay with my cabinet & ready for our possible Evac to the Fortress of Solitude or Santa's Village (one more heavily armoured, the other better shielded) , both of which are closely guarded Canadian secrets, and order the withdrawal of all Canadian forces to their northern most bases, while instructing all southern Canadians to offer no resistance to our American friends, but instead offer beaver tails, poutine, and single payer health care.
China offers unsolicited food and medical aid drops to Canadians in reciprocity for our food aid to them in the 50's & 60's.
We try to extend this gift to our uninvited (but well meaning) American "guests".
When suddenly, I'm shocked by Pam Ewing bursting in to the shower (interrupting my day dream) and thinking I'm dead!
Kids...ask your parents...or your grandparents, I'm not sure how old I am.
Trudeau runs to Trump and asks for aid..
US immediately invades....
I retreat north to thunder bay with my cabinet & ready for our possible Evac to the Fortress of Solitude or Santa's Village (one more heavily armoured, the other better shielded) , both of which are closely guarded Canadian secrets, and order the withdrawal of all Canadian forces to their northern most bases, while instructing all southern Canadians to offer no resistance to our American friends, but instead offer beaver tails, poutine, and single payer health care.
China offers unsolicited food and medical aid drops to Canadians in reciprocity for our food aid to them in the 50's & 60's.
We try to extend this gift to our uninvited (but well meaning) American "guests".
When suddenly, I'm shocked by Pam Ewing bursting in to the shower (interrupting my day dream) and thinking I'm dead!
Kids...ask your parents...or your grandparents, I'm not sure how old I am.
