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Alien Question for Everyone
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RE: Alien Question for Everyone
(May 28, 2018 at 11:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Parody...

If an alien race was found to have a religion like early Christianity, do the Space Christians still blame the Space Jews for nailing up Transdimensional, Spider, Space Jesus?

And how many nails did it take?

Space Jews wouldn't have nailed Trans Space Spider Jesus to anything, it was the Space Romans.

If the Space Jews hadda been in charge they'd have burned him at the stake and made a delicious Space Spider Jesus Brisket!

Just imagine how great church would be if it ended with someone giving you a bit of brisket & wine for communion instead of wafers and juice!
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Alien Question for Everyone - by The Valkyrie - May 28, 2018 at 11:51 pm
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by Minimalist - May 28, 2018 at 11:56 pm
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by Edwardo Piet - May 29, 2018 at 12:01 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by ignoramus - May 29, 2018 at 12:27 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by AFTT47 - May 29, 2018 at 12:44 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by The Valkyrie - May 29, 2018 at 1:44 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by ignoramus - May 29, 2018 at 12:57 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by unsapien - May 29, 2018 at 1:31 am
RE: Alien Question for Everyone - by ignoramus - May 29, 2018 at 4:41 am

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