Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario

May 30, 2018 at 9:14 am

(May 30, 2018 at 8:59 am)Drich Wrote:
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

If God was not human then technically He is indeed alien and therefore what you describe is indeed what happened. So why wouldn't we accept said atonement?

Because "sick, twisted motherfucker" is a thing!

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 7:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 7:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 7:55 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 8:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 30, 2018 at 8:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 8:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by brewer - May 30, 2018 at 8:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - May 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Drich - May 30, 2018 at 8:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 9:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 10:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by vulcanlogician - May 30, 2018 at 11:21 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 11:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Minimalist - May 30, 2018 at 12:50 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 2:34 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:38 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 11:41 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 11:29 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 12:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 1, 2018 at 2:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 3:02 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - June 1, 2018 at 10:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 2, 2018 at 12:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 1:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:26 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 2:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 4, 2018 at 6:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 5, 2018 at 12:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 6, 2018 at 2:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 7, 2018 at 12:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 7, 2018 at 2:13 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 7, 2018 at 3:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 7, 2018 at 5:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 9, 2018 at 4:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 11, 2018 at 1:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 11, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 1:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 3:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 3:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 12, 2018 at 6:33 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 13, 2018 at 12:35 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 5:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 14, 2018 at 1:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 14, 2018 at 5:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 15, 2018 at 6:33 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 15, 2018 at 6:55 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Silver - June 15, 2018 at 7:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 13, 2018 at 6:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 6:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 2, 2018 at 12:06 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 3:59 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 31, 2018 at 6:55 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 31, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 4:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:29 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 4:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Valkyrie - May 31, 2018 at 5:03 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 5:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 5:41 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 31, 2018 at 3:02 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Edwardo Piet - May 31, 2018 at 6:01 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 11:23 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 1, 2018 at 4:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 4:44 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Sal - June 1, 2018 at 6:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 1, 2018 at 6:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 6:18 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 1, 2018 at 6:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 1, 2018 at 10:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 5, 2018 at 12:28 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 6, 2018 at 12:57 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by vorlon13 - June 7, 2018 at 12:59 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 6, 2018 at 7:04 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 2:25 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 5:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 7, 2018 at 5:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 8, 2018 at 2:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Astreja - June 8, 2018 at 12:42 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 1:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Astreja - June 8, 2018 at 1:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 2:42 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 9, 2018 at 12:04 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Cecelia - June 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 7:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Joods - June 14, 2018 at 11:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 6:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 10:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 11:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 8:19 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 23, 2018 at 12:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 11:23 am

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