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Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
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Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online
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RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
(June 29, 2017 at 7:41 am)hopey Wrote: Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

Bahahaha. I'm laughing because the people here won't even believe science if it counters their atheist world view. I wonder what they'll do with this.
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#3
RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
He's one batshit crazy motherfucker.

And it seems he has a cat!

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RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
(June 29, 2017 at 7:41 am)hopey Wrote: Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online


Are you some place safe where you can't hurt yourself?
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#5
RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
you confuse science with batshit insane conspiracy bullshit
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#6
RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
Atheist world view?

Non belief in god is all you need to know.
Everything else, feel free to just make up like you did in the other thread.

Somebody, please fed the troll some gravy...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
(June 29, 2017 at 7:41 am)hopey Wrote: Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

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#8
RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
I feel like this was a confession.

Do you feel better or worse for having said this hopey?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
(June 29, 2017 at 7:41 am)hopey Wrote: Not sure what happened to my post ... so here goes again.

I really believe the following:

I believe we are entering the time very soon, within our lifetime, when Jesus returns. I believe that we will see a Third World War involving Russia, then shortly after the desperation of those days, there will be what will at first seem like an alien rescue mission to earth, but it will really be demons entering our earth. Jesus has been warning through dreams and visions of what is to come, and warning His people not to believe the alien visitors. There have been a number of people having these visions in churches worldwide. For more information and first hand accounts of these visions go to http://www.ufno.online

You neglected to mention why I should give a flying fuck about the things you think in your head. 

I'll take a pass on the offer of "more information." Your job is to convince me. I'm not here to do your leg work for you. You dance for me.
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RE: Prediction of an Alien Invasion of Earth
I had a vision in a dream that Jesus told me hopey is full of shit.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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