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Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
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Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
Quote:A Kenyan lawyer has filed a petition to overturn the 2,000-year-old trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ, arguing that the trial was unlawful and demanding that Israel and Italy be held responsible.
Dola Indidis, a lawyer, Roman Catholic, and former spokesperson for the Kenyan Judiciary, filed the lawsuit regarding Jesus' death with the International Court of Justice, the primary judicial branch of the United Nations based at The Hague in the Netherlands. Indidis filed the lawsuit against Pontius Pilate, several Jewish elders, King Herod, Tiberius (Emperor of Rome 42 BC-37AD), the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.

Lol, what's going on ? has the whole world gone crazy ? Thinking

http://www.christianpost.com/news/lawyer...on-101312/
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
How soon until some republicunt claims that Obama is a Kenyan lawyer?
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I can't wait to see the witness list.
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With any luck, they'll get it into some legal precedent or whatever that Pilate never heard of JC and there never was a trial.

Regardless, wasn't Herod already dead by that point? Hell of an alibi!
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
This guy is gonna get crucified, too.

How is the 'State' of Israel even a legal target for a lawsuit? It's only what? 65-70 yrs. old? And it's last autonomous iteration was BCE. (Or am I mistaken?)
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
Which bar admitted this guy?
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
(August 1, 2013 at 1:26 am)Chuck Wrote: Which bar admitted this guy?

The Alibi Bar
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RE: Lawyer Sues Israel, Italy and Pontius Pilate for Jesus' Crucifixion
Scene at the Chief Prosecutor's Office, The Hague:

Assistant Prosecutor: *rushes in, breathless* We've got it, sir! The big case you've been waiting for!
Chief Prosecutor: You... you mean, at long last?
AP: That's right, sir! We're going to...
CP: Finally! FINALLY!
AP: ...right a grievous wrong by...
CP: We're finally going to prosecute GEORGE BUSH FOR WAR CRIMES!
AP: ...charging Pontius Pilate with wrongful death...
CP: How did you guys pull it off? Or did he surrender?
AP: ...of Jesus Christ, and we're also blaming the Jews and Romans.
CP: W-wait... WHAT???
AP: How should we handle the subpoenas? A seance? What about depositions?
CP: *starts beating the Assistant with a stapler*
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Quote:"I filed the case because it's my duty to uphold the dignity of Jesus and I have gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the man from Nazareth," Indidis told the Nairobian in a recent interview. "His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice."

I'm confused. I thought he was a god (or at least half god)

But yes, I guess the dude can do that if he wants to. I would like to file a lawsuit against the christian god for apparently destroying all of humanity during the great flood. Does anyone know where I can find him?
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This makes no sense(beyond the clearly obvious). Without the crucifixion there would be no Christianity. In fact, the whole point of the charade was for Jesus to sacrifice himself, so somebody had to do the dirty work. Shouldn't he be praising Pilate and the Jews for carrying out god's will?
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