Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario

May 30, 2018 at 10:37 am (This post was last modified: May 30, 2018 at 10:39 am by Anomalocaris.)

(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I will accept the gift of his spaceship, especially if I have to beat jahovah to death to get it.

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 7:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 7:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 7:55 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 8:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 30, 2018 at 8:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 8:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by brewer - May 30, 2018 at 8:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - May 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Drich - May 30, 2018 at 8:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 9:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 10:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by vulcanlogician - May 30, 2018 at 11:21 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 11:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Minimalist - May 30, 2018 at 12:50 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 2:34 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:38 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 11:41 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 11:29 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 12:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 1, 2018 at 2:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 3:02 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - June 1, 2018 at 10:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 2, 2018 at 12:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 1:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:26 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 2:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 4, 2018 at 6:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 5, 2018 at 12:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 6, 2018 at 2:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 7, 2018 at 12:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 7, 2018 at 2:13 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 7, 2018 at 3:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 7, 2018 at 5:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 9, 2018 at 4:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 11, 2018 at 1:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 11, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 1:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 3:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 3:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 12, 2018 at 6:33 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 13, 2018 at 12:35 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 5:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 14, 2018 at 1:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 14, 2018 at 5:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 15, 2018 at 6:33 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 15, 2018 at 6:55 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Silver - June 15, 2018 at 7:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 13, 2018 at 6:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 6:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 2, 2018 at 12:06 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 3:59 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 31, 2018 at 6:55 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 31, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 4:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:29 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 4:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Valkyrie - May 31, 2018 at 5:03 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 5:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 5:41 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 31, 2018 at 3:02 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Edwardo Piet - May 31, 2018 at 6:01 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 11:23 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 1, 2018 at 4:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 4:44 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Sal - June 1, 2018 at 6:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 1, 2018 at 6:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 6:18 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 1, 2018 at 6:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Gawdzilla Sama - June 1, 2018 at 10:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 5, 2018 at 12:28 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 6, 2018 at 12:57 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by vorlon13 - June 7, 2018 at 12:59 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 6, 2018 at 7:04 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 2:25 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 5:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 7, 2018 at 5:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 8, 2018 at 2:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Astreja - June 8, 2018 at 12:42 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 1:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Astreja - June 8, 2018 at 1:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 2:42 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 9, 2018 at 12:04 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Cecelia - June 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 7:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Joods - June 14, 2018 at 11:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 6:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 10:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 11:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 8:19 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 23, 2018 at 12:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 11:23 am

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