The Hipster's 10 commandments

[ignoramus]

It's about time the bible revised itself! (We've now got the "UT". The sealed section of the bible called Ultra New and still unheard of Testament!)
Now we've finally gone from Goat herder's to Goat's milk latte.

Heed the new commandments! or else! ..................... Or else you're just another sheep in the herd! You've been warned!

1. Thou shalt respect the environment (Ride a bike, take a bus, run, walk, or skip your way to the nearest Whole Foods)
2. Thou shalt buy organic
3. Thou shalt only partake in human powered exercise (Yoga, climbing, mountain biking, hiking, and running three blocks with 3 black coffees on a tray is acceptable)
4. Thou shalt always stay ahead of the trends (Move quickly, the Top 40s are catching up)
5. Remember to Instagram everything (How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram!)
6. Thou shalt re-purpose old marmalade jars as often as possible (Use them to store coins, nails, safety pins, washers, etc)
7. Thou shalt have a taste for the obscure (If I have to tell you why, then you're not a hipster)
8. Thou shalt own the appropriate accessories


9. Thou shalt only shop where not-for-profits can benefit too
10. And finally, thou shalt NEVER conform to labels



Any others?
(I pinched all this off the net ... All credits go to all the hipsters who sacrificed a latte to make this happen)