How humans are still evolving

[Fireball]

There's a perfectly logical, sound reason why this is an issue for me - I'm a very petty man when it comes to language.  A few other things that drive me spare:

-When people quote something and say, 'Quote...unquote.' It's 'end quote'.

-'Febuary'.  There's another hard 'r' in there. Use it.

-'I could care less.' Well, we all could, I suppose.

I list more, but just typing those is making my brain beat faster .

Boru

I didn’t know the proper ceremonial etiquette for greeting the lord of linguistic probity involved clicking of the heels and raising of the stiffened arm.

  I'm saving that one!