Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario

June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am (This post was last modified: June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am by Huggy Bear.)

(June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am)Khemikal Wrote: You;re right, lets make it more binding in the manner of your stated preferences and compulsions to worship.

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien -who terraformed this planet and seeded it with life billions of years ago- steps out of ship and says we are all sinners doomed. A giant asteroid is headed our way. Says he has a saving grace for us all. The only option is to take his spaceship and ram it and the resulting explosion would knock the asteroid offcourse but kill him in the process. He Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner carry out the mission. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

FTFY

I'd accept his gift and be grateful...

(June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am)Khemikal Wrote: Spot on now..right..after all..you'd worship -me- if I created you and your world.

I clearly stated UNIVERSE, but ok...

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Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 7:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 7:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 7:55 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 7:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Little Rik - May 30, 2018 at 8:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 30, 2018 at 8:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 30, 2018 at 8:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by brewer - May 30, 2018 at 8:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - May 30, 2018 at 8:49 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Drich - May 30, 2018 at 8:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 30, 2018 at 9:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 10:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by vulcanlogician - May 30, 2018 at 11:21 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - May 30, 2018 at 11:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Minimalist - May 30, 2018 at 12:50 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 2:34 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 2:38 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 11:41 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - May 31, 2018 at 10:44 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 11:29 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 12:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 1, 2018 at 2:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 1, 2018 at 3:02 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - June 1, 2018 at 10:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 2, 2018 at 12:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 2, 2018 at 11:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 1:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:26 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 4, 2018 at 2:32 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 4, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - June 4, 2018 at 6:36 am

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 7, 2018 at 5:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 8, 2018 at 12:20 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 8, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 9, 2018 at 12:01 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 9, 2018 at 4:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 11, 2018 at 1:22 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 11, 2018 at 2:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 1:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 3:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 12, 2018 at 3:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 12, 2018 at 6:33 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 13, 2018 at 12:35 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 5:50 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 14, 2018 at 1:09 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 14, 2018 at 5:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Godscreated - June 15, 2018 at 1:03 am

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Silver - June 15, 2018 at 7:00 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 13, 2018 at 6:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 12, 2018 at 6:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 2, 2018 at 12:06 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Fireball - May 31, 2018 at 3:59 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by unsapien - May 31, 2018 at 6:55 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - May 31, 2018 at 2:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - May 31, 2018 at 4:10 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:29 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - May 31, 2018 at 4:43 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 4:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Valkyrie - May 31, 2018 at 5:03 am

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Edwardo Piet - May 31, 2018 at 6:01 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - May 31, 2018 at 11:23 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 1, 2018 at 4:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 4:44 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Sal - June 1, 2018 at 6:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 1, 2018 at 6:14 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Jehanne - June 1, 2018 at 6:18 am

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 5, 2018 at 12:28 am

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 2:25 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 7, 2018 at 5:12 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 7, 2018 at 5:51 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Anomalocaris - June 8, 2018 at 2:59 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 7, 2018 at 1:31 pm

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RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:07 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 1:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Astreja - June 8, 2018 at 1:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 8, 2018 at 1:40 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by ignoramus - June 8, 2018 at 2:42 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Amarok - June 9, 2018 at 12:04 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Cecelia - June 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by I_am_not_mafia - June 13, 2018 at 7:17 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Joods - June 14, 2018 at 11:23 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 12:16 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 6:08 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 12:19 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 10:36 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 10:58 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Huggy Bear - June 21, 2018 at 11:11 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by chimp3 - June 21, 2018 at 8:19 pm

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 23, 2018 at 12:53 am

RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario - by The Grand Nudger - June 21, 2018 at 11:23 am

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