DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Abaddon_ire]

While I am not a member there, I read the reasons. They were entirely justified in banning you. You rely on deception. You start off by pretending to a scientific argument, but then you abandon all scientific pretense and resort to "magic". 

Now, having seen your lameness, I decided to show it to my christian friends. Every one of those said "You are correct. It's an internet wingnut" or words to that effect. These are your fellow believers and even they think you are comprehensively nutty. One even went so far as to state that you are a pagan/wiccan. Another suggested that you were simply doing your bible school homework assignment.

As for my atheist friends, you really don't want to know. Suffice it to say that they all considered that you should take a rather unlikely anatomical excursion.

Am I suppose to care about what a group of unequally yoked heathen friends think about me?

You quite clearly do care what "heathens" think of you. After all, you are here.