DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Pat Mustard]

It's even more brainbendingly stupid than that. It goes "everything needs a creator, therefore god".  "Then, what created god?"  "Um... Ah... Errr... God wasn't created".  "But you said everything needs a creator, if god exists then he must be included in the set of everything".  "Oh well you see god doesn't need a creator because... Look over there, it's a flying pig!" <runs away making wooob wooob wooob noises>

God is the primordial intelligence who created all things.  Everything leads back to this intelligent mind.

If everything needs a creator, as the KCA asserts, then the question "what created god?" requires an answer describing the meta-creator, and the it's creator and that being's creator and so on in infinite regression.

It is the only possible answer to the KCA, turtles all the way down.