(July 3, 2018 at 2:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(July 3, 2018 at 12:50 pm)LastPoet Wrote: My mother suffered quite a bit when I was coming out. I saw my wife having her vajayjay ripped apart to give birth.
The important part is to be born of a wanting mother. The scariest of all things. Suffice to say all men are born from women. We call them mother.
My first born decided to salute when he came out, which did the wifes nethers no favours at all.
Yeah, still have my mother. I could face 10o0 armies.
