“What do you do for a living?”
“I work for President Trump.”
“Well you can go and fuck yourself!”
“But you’re a two dollar hooker!”
“Yeah, but I have standards.”
“I work for President Trump.”
“Well you can go and fuck yourself!”
“But you’re a two dollar hooker!”
“Yeah, but I have standards.”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"