Intelligence is a Curse

[Erinome]

I was perusing the new testament today, just for shits and giggles. Here are some things I found.

The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well into his going.- Proverbs 14:15

I've looked well into my going and found God to be a fallacy.

Prove all things; hold fast to that which is good.- Thessalonians 5:21

I don't believe in much that can't be proven. To me, truth is good.

For in much wisdom is much grief; and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.- Ecclesiastes 1:18

Wait. This contradicts quote #1. I'm not unhappy. Not at all. I am taking my kids to Atlanta this weekend to Six Flags, I am independent, I cherish my life, and I increaseth my knowledge all the time. Debunked.

Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding- Proverbs 3:13

Wait. I thought that was a ticket to Sorrowville. The bible is full of these little contradictions. So what do you live your life by, exactly?

I'm a pretty quick reader, so it took about 30 minutes of thumbing through the bible to come up with all this crap. I didn't twist anything it said, I just read it, made note of it, and used common sense. It isn't that hard, and despite what the bible says, and doesn't say, and unsays, it doesn't increaseth sorrow.