RE: Bad News For Fundie Assholes
August 9, 2018 at 1:46 pm
(This post was last modified: August 9, 2018 at 1:48 pm by Lucanus.)
(August 9, 2018 at 1:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 9, 2018 at 6:41 am)Whateverist Wrote: Yep, true of every slice of the population.
See, you’re just reinforcing my belief that I need to wipe humans out (apart from a select few, of course).
Tbh there are quite a few irredeemable assholes around, but I wouldn't go as far as to say that we need to wipe out most of humanity... just let me eat the rich pretty please
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."