Penis Lives Matters. How to solve racism

[The Valkyrie]

And just because I've actually done some research into this, here's another estimate of penis size and ethnicity:



Spoiler alert: they're all within the range of between 5 and 6 inches, with a total range of a bit less than 3/4", all within the realm of reasonably sized.

Contrary to popular belief, while white and black penises do differ in size, it's only by .25 mm (1/10"). The biggest thing keeping me from reviewing The Full Monty for Anglotopia is that I strongly feel that this factoid needs to come up, but I don't think Jonathan would approve. Well, since I can't find the scene from the film, here's one from the musical version.

I think the chart is optimistic...

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