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When will Jesus return?

Poll: When will Jesus come back?
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Next 10 years.
5.56%
 1 5.56%
Next thousand years.
0%
 0 0%
Who knows? Could be a billion years from now.
5.56%
 1 5.56%
At the heat death of the Universe, or, even later.
0%
 0 0%
Never -- Jesus is dead.
88.89%
 16 88.89%
Total 18 vote(s) 100%
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When will Jesus return?
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RE: When will Jesus return?
September 5, 2018 at 11:37 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2018 at 11:37 pm by Losty.)
(September 5, 2018 at 11:30 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 3:19 pm)alpha male Wrote: FTFY

It is a pleasure to talk about it in the past tense.
(September 5, 2018 at 9:04 pm)Losty Wrote: Is Jesus dead? Or was he ever real to begin with. I’m unsure.

Makes no difference.

It does make a difference. You can’t be dead if you never existed
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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When will Jesus return?

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When will Jesus return? - by Jehanne - September 5, 2018 at 2:20 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Brian37 - September 5, 2018 at 2:21 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Jehanne - September 5, 2018 at 2:22 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by purplepurpose - September 5, 2018 at 2:46 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Crossless2.0 - September 5, 2018 at 2:48 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by The Valkyrie - September 5, 2018 at 2:49 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 5, 2018 at 3:12 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Minimalist - September 5, 2018 at 3:14 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by John V - September 5, 2018 at 3:19 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Jehanne - September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Anomalocaris - September 5, 2018 at 11:30 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Losty - September 5, 2018 at 11:37 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by The Valkyrie - September 6, 2018 at 12:57 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Anomalocaris - September 6, 2018 at 11:24 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Anomalocaris - September 6, 2018 at 1:53 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by brewer - September 5, 2018 at 4:16 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Lucanus - September 5, 2018 at 4:24 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Abaddon_ire - September 5, 2018 at 4:40 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Abaddon_ire - September 5, 2018 at 4:58 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Jehanne - September 5, 2018 at 5:24 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Abaddon_ire - September 6, 2018 at 9:59 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by fromdownunder - September 5, 2018 at 8:36 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Minimalist - September 5, 2018 at 8:47 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Losty - September 5, 2018 at 9:04 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by The Valkyrie - September 5, 2018 at 9:15 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 6, 2018 at 10:28 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Minimalist - September 6, 2018 at 11:27 am
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Mister Agenda - September 6, 2018 at 3:03 pm
RE: When will Jesus return? - by Jehanne - September 6, 2018 at 9:51 pm

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