I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang but, eventually, it came back to me.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
It's true that I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: Their feet smell and their noses run.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
It's true that I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: Their feet smell and their noses run.
