Do you pee in the shower :
Sometimes
Do you like the smell of your own farts :
Yes
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault :
No
Do you sleep on your back, front or side :
I switch between back and right side
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) :
Rain
Would you sleep with Little Lunch :
Do you know how a car engine works :
Not a clue
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general :
Smart
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :
Egg, cheese, bacon, tomatoes, mushroom, sour cream
What's your favourite pick up line :
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :
Goat
Why is a duck :
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name :
Lady ________
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence :
Maybe
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits :
Wine
What's your illicit drug of choice :
No thank you
Have you ever driven a tractor :
Yes
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub :
Nope
What's your bank account details :
Sometimes
Do you like the smell of your own farts :
Yes
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault :
No
Do you sleep on your back, front or side :
I switch between back and right side
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) :
Rain
Would you sleep with Little Lunch :
Do you know how a car engine works :
Not a clue
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general :
Smart
What's your favourite omelette ingredients :
Egg, cheese, bacon, tomatoes, mushroom, sour cream
What's your favourite pick up line :
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :
Goat
Why is a duck :
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name :
Lady ________
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence :
Maybe
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits :
Wine
What's your illicit drug of choice :
No thank you
Have you ever driven a tractor :
Yes
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub :
Nope
What's your bank account details :
