Do you pee in the shower : Yes, but not my shower.
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Mine don't smell.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I take pictures for future lawsuits.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Airplane glue.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : How much money do you have?
Do you know how a car engine works : Yes, with a key.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Generally funny smart.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Meat.
What's your favourite pick up line : I'd crawl over glass to smell where you pee'd.
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Screw the chinks.
Why is a duck : Something was going to hit my head.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Peppy A.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : No, you feckless cunt.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Vodka
What's your illicit drug of choice : Heroin
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details : Are you one of those Nigerian pissers?
Do you like the smell of your own farts : Mine don't smell.
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I take pictures for future lawsuits.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Airplane glue.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : How much money do you have?
Do you know how a car engine works : Yes, with a key.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : Generally funny smart.
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Meat.
What's your favourite pick up line : I'd crawl over glass to smell where you pee'd.
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign : Screw the chinks.
Why is a duck : Something was going to hit my head.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Peppy A.
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : No, you feckless cunt.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Vodka
What's your illicit drug of choice : Heroin
Have you ever driven a tractor : Yes.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No
What's your bank account details : Are you one of those Nigerian pissers?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
