RE: Even another all about you thread.
September 12, 2018 at 12:22 am
(This post was last modified: September 12, 2018 at 12:52 am by vulcanlogician.)
Do you pee in the shower : Yes. Who doesn't?
Do you like the smell of your own farts : "You ever notice that your own farts smell okay?"-- George Carlin... answer "no" but they're "okay"
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I think. Maybe. I donno.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All of the above.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Trappist beer.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : If he traveled to America, yes. Consider that a proposition, LL
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I'm really the bane of human sociality, so hopefully I qualify as "smart"
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Egg, cheese, onion, peppers, fried potatoes, black olives, tomatoes, and bacon
What's your favourite pick up line : "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :
Why is a duck : I think, therefore I duck.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Onyx Oak
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes, you cunt.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Beer (but any will do in a pinch)
What's your illicit drug of choice : Pot
Have you ever driven a tractor : No.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No.
What's your bank account details : Account balance -$40.47 (please contact your nearest branch immediately
Do you like the smell of your own farts : "You ever notice that your own farts smell okay?"-- George Carlin... answer "no" but they're "okay"
Do you look back at what you tripped over so that observers will know it wasn't your fault : I think. Maybe. I donno.
Do you sleep on your back, front or side : All of the above.
What's your favourite non-food smell (apart from your own farts) : Trappist beer.
Would you sleep with Little Lunch : If he traveled to America, yes. Consider that a proposition, LL
Do you know how a car engine works : No.
Are you more smart or more funny or just great in general : I'm really the bane of human sociality, so hopefully I qualify as "smart"
What's your favourite omelette ingredients : Egg, cheese, onion, peppers, fried potatoes, black olives, tomatoes, and bacon
What's your favourite pick up line : "Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you."
What's your Chinese Zodiac sign :
Why is a duck : I think, therefore I duck.
If the name of your first pet was your first name and the name of your street of birth was your last name, what is your porn star name : Onyx Oak
Would you ever use the word 'cunt' in a sentence : Yes, you cunt.
What would you prefer to drink ~ wine, beer or spirits : Beer (but any will do in a pinch)
What's your illicit drug of choice : Pot
Have you ever driven a tractor : No.
Have you ever driven a tractor off road whilst drunk just to get within walking distance of the pub : No.
What's your bank account details : Account balance -$40.47 (please contact your nearest branch immediately
