I want the die old and wrinkly, in my hippie RV, IPA glass almost finished next to my empty plate of tacos, right after I finished smoking some high quality stuff which I did right after having old people sex while parked in a RV park at the Grand Canyon. All of this being a perfect culmination of a well lived life and me finishing it off with some clever, yet obnoxious quote that would look good on one of those wooden wall decorations that people buy for $8 at Marshals.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian