Refugee thread!

[Nay_Sayer]

Can I swap out my monthly jam allotment for some apple butter?



Fair Warning: Lots of TTA threads went off on foodie tangents. It's kind of a thing.

You may.

New Arrivals, I almost forgot a very important feature; Please note the AF stairwells, halls and lobby use Non-Euclidean geometry when planning your routes.

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WELCOME!   I'm Nay Sayer and I will be your guide to the fun-filled workings of AF forums.  We are a for-profit campus but we'll get to dues later.  Now you should have received an orientation pamphlet, Now I know it may be thicker than 'War and Peace' but that is only because it's chock full of fun facts, tricks, and tidbits!

[1] Let's start with name colors, You may find some members have green names like Shell B, No need to worry this is just a neat little reminder that they have the Z virus and you should not let them Bite, Gnaw or nibble on any part of your body.  Now a purple name means this member will always offer you any kind of jam when asked (Seasonal jams exempt). Please remember it's one Jam jar per month.

In section two will be covering Trolls and their *ahem* special needs* Like Drich and Lil Rik.

Announcement to staff: Some new arrivals have lost their orientation pamphlets, please make sure everyone gets one.

1 Jam, please!