RE: Refugee thread!
September 27, 2018 at 3:41 pm
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2018 at 3:47 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(September 27, 2018 at 10:29 am)MissEmma Wrote:(September 26, 2018 at 4:08 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: Pa: *Will member Joods please stop charging a "fair premium" on giving kudos back to TTA refuges*
*Additionally new members will not touch the large hadron AF collider while it is creating dark matter. Thank you*
What happens when I touch the large hadron collider while it's creating dark matter? Will I gain powers that let me utilize the speed force? Will it explode in a shower of dark matter and eliminate my enemies? You can't just say not to touch it, because now I am too curious what will happen when I touch the LHC...
*slowly reaches hand toward the LHC*
(Also, worth pointing out that twice while trying to type hadron, I nearly misspelled it as hardon, and my curiosity is taking me to dangerous places again... so I had to use the acronym instead)
LHC dark matter( and other top secret workings) is used here for the AF perpetual motion turbines, It's what keeps the forum lights on.
(September 27, 2018 at 3:22 pm)Dr H Wrote:(September 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Dr H"?
I'm utterly shocked that a medical professional would use such offensive language!
Shocked and stunned!!
Holy fucking shit!
( I rather like this emoji; will probably use it a lot...)
Not a medical doctor, alas; I just spent way too much time hanging around colleges.
Was an EE for a while, and we curse like sailors when we're drunk, and engineers drink like fish.
Ah, the good old days . . .
(September 26, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Nay_Sayer Wrote: New Arrivals, I almost forgot a very important feature; Please note the AF stairwells, halls and lobby use Non-Euclidean geometry when planning your routes.
Can I employ obscene Lovecraftian geometries, instead?
Or will that lead me beyond time and space?
Possibly.
"For the only way to eternal glory is a life lived in service of our Lord, FSM; Verily it is FSM who is the perfect being the name higher than all names, king of all kings and will bestow upon us all, one day, The great reclaiming" -The Prophet Boiardi-
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Conservative trigger warning.
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