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My cat is the weirdest thing
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RE: My cat is the weirdest thing
(October 8, 2018 at 11:03 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 8, 2018 at 10:28 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Cats in general are weird.

Indeed. It's nice that other people can take them, because if it were up to me, I wouldn't care if they existed. I'm deathly allergic.
Then don't eat them! It's real easy; if your allergic to cats then DON'T EAT THEM--DUH!
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My cat is the weirdest thing - by Foxaèr - October 8, 2018 at 9:58 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Brian37 - October 8, 2018 at 10:16 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 8, 2018 at 10:17 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Aoi Magi - October 8, 2018 at 10:18 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 8, 2018 at 10:20 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by RoadRunner79 - October 8, 2018 at 10:20 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by brewer - October 8, 2018 at 10:21 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Bob Kelso - October 8, 2018 at 10:27 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 8, 2018 at 10:31 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Mermaid - October 8, 2018 at 8:41 pm
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Joods - October 8, 2018 at 9:56 pm
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Mermaid - October 9, 2018 at 8:18 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Minimalist - October 8, 2018 at 10:28 pm
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Fireball - October 8, 2018 at 11:03 pm
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Haipule - October 9, 2018 at 1:07 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by AFTT47 - October 9, 2018 at 2:18 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by Gawdzilla Sama - October 9, 2018 at 5:58 am
RE: My cat is the weirdest thing - by onlinebiker - October 9, 2018 at 2:25 am

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