"What am I doing" thread -- a KoTH followup

[Violet]

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Talking on a phone while I heal in WoW with the window only a tiny portion of my screen because I'm also chatting on both facebook and a forum and I'm thinking about a new talent build in rift with a game of chess in the flesh world between me and a friend off to the side of my computer and making fun of the person on the phone with hand signals and expressions whenever I get a free moment to do so.

That's how 'much' this one has accomplished at once... and she usually starts to fray in ability after the third unrelated task (note that healing involves situational awareness of 5 people including yourself and their hitpoint bars and anything you need to dispell from them).

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That's a lot. I don't know how you're able to juggle so many things.

o_0

This is how:

1: Talk on the phone to someone who is doing random things around their house and mostly is afk, so there's only occasionally something to pay attention to, and most of what they need you for is to listen to them gripe ^_^
2: Heal an easy instance with an absurdly good tank you only need to check on every minute or so.
3: Do the forum thing at one of those mysterious times of day where next to nobody is on.
4: Only have 20 friends on facebook... only one of whom you talk to much.
5: Occasionally tab to the Rift talent calculator when little else is going on.
6: Play someone who isn't very good at chess.
7: Use your mocking motions enough that you perform them automatically.

Lesson: when someone tells you that they are doing 7 different things at once... what they mean is that they are failing to do 4-7 of them effectively