DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

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Everena Casserole

1 oz gnostic theism
2 oz disdain for atheism
6 oz avoidance of empirical evidence
4 oz essence of logical fallacies (*see recipe below)
6 oz misrepresentations and lies sourced solely from willful ignorance
5 oz pretense of science knowledge
1 lb metaphysical woo woo
1 lb “I have access to the Truth™ and you don’t” pasta, infused with a liberal amount of Dunning-Kruger effect
Sprinkles of narcissism, denial and what-if-ism to taste

Cook pasta separately to el dente
Mix other ingredients and blend with pasta
Chill for one hour

Serves one.  Leftovers can be served to your soulmate.

Note:  Consumption of this recipe is harmful to some people and distasteful to many others.  

*Essence of logical fallacies recipe:

1 oz mere assertions
1/2 oz disingenuous strawmen
1/2 argument from ignorance
2 oz argument from popularity
Sprinkle of hyperbole to taste