DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Abaddon_ire]

They have proven that atoms and electons can exist in 2 places at once. I am not claiming my actual flesh exists in another universe. You understand that right?

Yes. Your claim is that a parallel universe exists, that you inhabit both this universe and the parallel universe simultaneously, that it is your soul that inhabits the other universe, that there even is such a thing as a soul, that karma and reincarnation are real, that some deity exists, that said deity is nothing more than a celestial cost accountant replete with shiny arsed trousers, that said deity is beyond understanding, that regardless you understand said deity to be an amorphous blob of "energy", that said deity has no definition but you somehow know what it is exactly, and on and on.

Have you no clue how nutty this appears?

Of course you don't.