My pet paramecium, (Pete) ... yup Pete the paramecium, he's very intelligent.
He only eats Tasty Plants delivered by Whole Paramecium Foods, designed by Jebus, the paramecium god.
He only eats Tasty Plants delivered by Whole Paramecium Foods, designed by Jebus, the paramecium god.
Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell 
Militant Atheist Commie Evolutionist

Militant Atheist Commie Evolutionist