@Khem I bet sucking off the meat fairy is like putting some nice, warm, crispy bacon in your mouth. I'm not gay, but I can grasp the appeal 
In any event, I wonder when theists will figure out that personal testimony is the opposite of compelling for atheists? I don't care what any theist claims to have experienced. I want irrefutable evidence that a god creature exists. And neither anecdotes of being filled with the holy spirit (giggity) nor assertions/question begging from personal incredulity fueled by scientific ignorance fit the bill.

In any event, I wonder when theists will figure out that personal testimony is the opposite of compelling for atheists? I don't care what any theist claims to have experienced. I want irrefutable evidence that a god creature exists. And neither anecdotes of being filled with the holy spirit (giggity) nor assertions/question begging from personal incredulity fueled by scientific ignorance fit the bill.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"