DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Mister Agenda]

Damn, what a sensitive snowflake.  Wait till she finds out that we roast babies for lunch.

I hate the word snowflake, what does it mean exactly?

I see it used, and I swear, it's so damn ambiguous.

And I bet by all definitions, I would get counted as one.

It's a term the far-right invented for liberals, implying that people who show compassionate for the less fortunate or concern for the real perils of the world are so sensitive and easily provoked that they are comparable to fragile snowflakes that melt in the sun. It's ironic, because it's hard to find anyone who can beat them for getting upset over inconsequential matters like how Starbucks cups are decorated for the holidays.