DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

I envision God as a massive form of energy, bigger than this planet, but people perceive God in the way that makes the most sense to them.

Funny how we can't spot a ball of pure energy bigger than the Earth.

I believe in soulmates and that the most important part of our purpose here is to find our other half and treat them with kindness, love and respect

What a horrible and bleak existence that must be, knowing that there is only one perfect individual for you in all reality and your chances of ever meeting them in this enormous world are one in a few million at best.

Additionally it is the only concept that would make this a fair and just universe.

Justice is a human concept. Expecting the universe to be just is like expecting a falling rock to be merciful.

God is the ONLY logical assumption anyone can make. and this is why I think so

God isn't a logical assumption at all. It's incoherent and self-contradictory as you have so aptly demonstrated. The irony is that most atheists could imagine a more meaningful god than your ill-conceived grab-bag of superstition.