DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Amarok]

We are what is. All conscious life (including animals) are what is!  We are the life that is and always has been. God is the first cause of this universe and planet. God exists in another universe that has always been and is still our home. 

That's not what the term "first cause" means.  You're wrong about the meat fairy being the explanation for this planet, or for life..but even if we assumed for the lulz that you were right it still wouldn't be a first cause.  It would be a proximate cause.  Just like farmers are the proximate cause for all of your food..and evolutionary biology is the proximate cause for all of this life.

Either that's a problem, or it isn't.  If it isn't a problem for the meat fairy, it's not a problem for farmers or evolutionary biology.  Your objections are inconsistent with your own beliefs....in addition to your beliefs being laughably false.  

The problem? How would you be the first cause of food, when you doesn't begin on this planet until your first life began here. Evolutionary Biology is just a process, not a first cause of anything. What is so hard to understand about that?

I'm not..but neither is the meat fairy.  Either that's a problem or it's not.

Your entire schtick has been a running argument from ignorance.  "Blah bnlah blah, you can't explain that!"  Well..yeah, ofc I can, and have.  What you really mean to say is "Blah blah blah, but that's not a first cause!"  well..so what, neither is the meat fairy you've described.  The difference..is that I can at least manage to demonstrate a proximate cause...whereas you can only flail around about things you don't understand..using words you don't understand, that reduce your beliefs to hilarious contradiction...for reasons you don't understand.

Real solid work, you betcha!  

Not to mention something is only food because something exists that can ingest it with life it's just more chemicals without any further significance.