US tourist enters tribal area in Andaman island, to preach Christianity, killed

[Anomalocaris]

Nope.

I have all sorts of sharp and blunt implements I can use.

Overkill. I found that you can drive Mormons away with mere offers of beer or coffee.

When that fails, helpless laughter suffices.

Talking about half measures, kicking the can down the road, papering over cracks in the wall, leaving your problems onto someone else, etc, etc.