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Want to sell that island?
#1
Want to sell that island?
Should President Trump make the Dutch an offer they can't refuse?

(He wants us to buy Greenland)
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#2
RE: Want to sell that island?
Trade them Puerto Rico for it.
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#3
RE: Want to sell that island?
I wouldn't sell trump water if he was on fire.
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RE: Want to sell that island?
Better deal: Buy the world's largest island. It's pretty much uninhabited. (And pretty much uninhabitable.) Wink
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RE: Want to sell that island?
(August 16, 2019 at 10:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Better deal: Buy the world's largest island. It's pretty much uninhabited. (And pretty much uninhabitable.) Wink

That would be Greenland - although the 50,000 + inhabitants who live there would take exception to the "unihabited" part.
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#6
RE: Want to sell that island?
To be fair, it's not the worst idea Trump ever had, and there is some precedent for it.  The Danes don't seem interested, though.

Boru
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RE: Want to sell that island?
Greenland's officials put it it much more politely than I would have, but it was basically a "Go fuck yourself."

There is only one reason 45 said that shit, because greedy oil companies and other resource CEOs would love to exploit their resources.
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RE: Want to sell that island?
Yeah, track record with island and "big water" not that great. Lol
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RE: Want to sell that island?
(August 16, 2019 at 11:11 am)Brian37 Wrote: Greenland's officials put it it much more politely than I would have, but it was basically a "Go fuck yourself."

There is only one reason 45 said that shit, because greedy oil companies and other resource CEOs would love to exploit their resources.

Everyone exploits resources, Brian.  That's why they're called 'resources'.

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RE: Want to sell that island?
Oil companies all over the world, want to exploit the Arctic circle,and Greenland would be a very strategic launch pad.
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