My God! How did this happen?

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Nah, I'll just get Boss Lady to cook. That'll do the trick.

:gasp: Ima teelllll!

Go ahead. She prefers my cooking to hers. So do the cats.

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My weight varies by up to fifteen pounds in a week. I can lose seven pounds before breakfast.

All kidding aside, if you really mean that, sudden weight loss or weight gain can be a gastro- kidney-liver issue. It can also be something as simple as exorcise and vitamin/diet deficiency

Nah, I got blown up too much when I was on active duty and my small intestine goes into lock once in a while. Last summer I spent ten days on Ringer's and bad attitude. Lost twenty-three pounds that time.

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I find the black cherry juice helps with my gout and it’s also a diuretic much kinder than laxitives

I take Lasik.