DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Anomalocaris]

You guys are trying to persuade a clot of dirt with facts and reason.

Play nice little Ediacaran. We're all just evolved clots of dirt and you're about 600 Million years closer to the mudpile than us jumped-up monkeyspawn.

Little do you know ediacaran fauna consisted wholly of sessile, highly intelligent organisms that devoted all their vast intellect over 50 million years entirely to contemplating the deepest secrets of the universe, and as a result of their prodigious feats of intellect transcended time and space and ascended to a higher plane 542 million years ago, leaving inferior lineages such as yours to claw out nasty, brutal and short existences on the savage little ball to the end of life’s time on earth.

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Look to the Ichneumenoid wasp, laying eggs in a paralyzed host so that its larvae might eat it alive.

Look to the nematode Onchocerca volvulus that devours human eyes from the inside out.

Look to the child that dies every 3 seconds of preventable illness.

If you believe that this was a deity's handiwork then logically it must be a malevolent one. A god that was merely uncaring wouldn't have burdened you with sentience so that you could fully appreciate this litany of horrors.

I said this before, but I don't think you were here then.

I believe we are supposed to observe our environment,  All around us people are doing kind and wonderful things. All around us people are joyous and celebrating. All around us people are doing horrible and terrifying things. All around us people are suffering and in pain. 

There seems to be a cycle we are in here....

Catholic priests, nuns and monks take a lifetime vow of celibacy after claiming to hear a "calling"
They also preach against masturbation,
We spay and neuter animals and put animals in cages.

Anyway. I believe in karma and reincarnation and the concept of karma exists in every religion: The bible numerous times including an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, live by the sword, die by the sword, you reap what you sow, Everyone will be salted with fire, Consider carefully what you hear, with the measure you use, it will be measured to you and even more. Etc Etc 

Christian website discussing karma in the Bible:
  https://www.biblestudytools.com/topical-...out-karma/

Muslim website discussing karma in Quran: 
https://understandquran.com/quran-tell-us-karma-cc.html

I do not think anyone will ever suffer any pain that they did not intentionally cause to someone else. I also believe hell is happening right here, right before our very eyes.

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Play nice little Ediacaran. We're all just evolved clots of dirt and you're about 600 Million years closer to the mudpile than us jumped-up monkeyspawn.

880 pages! We should be proud. Soon it'll hit 1000 and we can merge it with Leo's "Last Person to Post Wins" thread. I vote to rename it "Everybody who posts loses!"

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That was in reply to Everena's "Diary of Jane" video.

So you did not understand the message of the song. Too bad then. Imagine there is a heaven. It's easy if you try. 
I counter that John Lennon with with the fabulous Mr Elton John 

If you just Imagine, any bullshit would easily seem like it is not bullshit.