DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

And people were needlessly Created malevolent by ___. <--- Hint, 3 letters. Rhymes with God.
Human malevolence doesn't preclude divine malevolence.
The worst of human malevolence never caused a natural disaster.
Thus, God is also malevolent. Where do you think we get it from?


 Everena: Only our flesh was created by God. Our souls (who we are) always have been and always will be.

Still doesn't get your "God" off the hook for natural disasters. Take volcanoes for instance. Not made by humans. I'm betting that being boiled alive by a pyroclastic flow is a pretty horrifying way to go. Or drowned by a tsunami. Or crushed my a mudslide. All "God's" fault.

Pro Tip: At this point your best bet is argue that your "Deity" is merely an incompetent bumbler.

Though really, you have to be a pretty alarming sadist to create all these horrors and then curse some innocent primate with sentience so that it might comprehend the full breadth and depth of your hatred.