DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

Are you an example of what no schooling does to someone? And my parents were agnostic and atheist and I attended public school and then 3 different
state Universities because I changed my major twice.

Going to school doesn't mean you ever learned anything.

And plants are not conscious life, and they are totally different from conscious life in literally trillions of ways.

I never said they were conscious. You said they weren't alive! The fact that you could ever consider that an option beggars the imagination.

Also I am sure my scientific literacy is just as good or better than yours is.

I'm sure you believe that. I'm equally sure you're wrong. You had to be told that plants were alive and that mushrooms aren't plants. So did I mind you, but I was 5 years old at the time.

How are you on parasitism? Gnawing on your food while it lives is about as horrific as it gets. More evidence for a malevolent god.