DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

I never said they were conscious. You said they weren't alive! The fact that you could ever consider that an option beggars the imagination.

No, I sure didn't. You are nothing but a total fraud and a liar. I said they are not alive in the same sense that we and the animals are.

Let's check with reality, shall we? 

Everena: Plants are not conscious life or living creatures, and if you feel so bad about eating the food this earth provides for you, then by all means stop eating it because you think it is so evil to do it. Do you think it hurts an orange tree or an apple tree when their fruit falls to the ground and we it? Does it hurt a bush when we eat berries before they fall to the ground? Who in the f-ck do you think you're kidding?

Emphasis mine. See where you said plants aren't living creatures? If you don't believe me then you can click on that little green arrow next to "Everena Wrote:" and be instantly teleported back to the original incriminating text.

I will graciously accept your apology for calling me a liar and a fraud any time you're ready.

I'm sure you believe that. I'm equally sure you're wrong. You had to be told that plants were alive and that mushrooms aren't plants. So did I mind you, but I was 5 years old at the time.

Liar. You are lying and mis-stating what I said about plants being alive, 

Nope, and here's what you said about fungi:

Fungi are plants

Looks like you pretty clearly said "Fungi are plants."

Make that two apologies.

and fungi are similiar enough to plants to be classified as plants, no matter what some idiot like you thinks and no matter what separate made up kingdom they may belong to according to biology.

No, they really aren't. Fungi are actually more closely related to animals than they are to plants. About the only thing that fungi and plants have in common is a lack of locomotion. Now about that scientific literacy of yours.

And the whole point was that they are not conscious life!

That isn't what you said. And I never said that they were.

I was not even having the discussion with you.

Wrong is wrong no matter who you're talking to, and are you ever wrong!

You are just pissed off because I have proven you wrong about every single thing we have discussed.

Yeah, right. Plant's aren't living creatures, fungi are plants, and I'm the one who's lying. You're a scientific illiterate who can't keep her story straight and your idea of "proof" is "I said you're wrong you illogical lying atheist fraud!!!" You couldn't argue your way out of a paper bag if it caught fire.

How are you on parasitism? Gnawing on your food while it lives is about as horrific as it gets. More evidence for a malevolent god.

Stop eating then! You are ungrateful and intentionally illogical about everything.

How is not eating supposed to help with parasites? Aside from being dead? Why would I be grateful for something as horrific as parasites? Who's illogical?