DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

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crea·ture
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noun: creature; plural noun: creatures

1. an animal, as distinct from a human being.
2. an animal or a person.
3. a fictional or imaginary being, typically a frightening one.

Ah, that's where you went wrong.

I didn't think anybody was stupid enough to need to state that "Plants aren't living animals." Clearly I was wrong.

I interpreted it to mean "Plants aren't living organisms." I didn't think anybody was stupid enough to say that either, but since you decided to use supermarket shelf location as a basis for taxonomy it's hardly the dumbest notion you've put forward this week.

I will accept your apology for unclear communication and failing to resolve the misunderstanding for what is it? Over a hundred posts now?

Looks like you pretty clearly said "Fungi are plants."

No, Kidding I said it. It's still what I think too, regardless of how biology classifies them.

Then you are still wrong.

They are similiar enough to be the same classification.

No, they really aren't. Aside from lacking locomotion, fungi and plants share very few characteristics. They're more closely related to animals than plants.

I win every single argument with you.

Keep telling yourself that.

Just face it- there is a God. It's a good thing, not a bad thing.

Then explain all the suffering that humans don't cause. Hint: volcanoes, predators, parasites...