DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Everena]

This is now a dad joke thread;


How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Creationists apples are created right where they levitate in a tree like formation with no tree.

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No, they can't.
That's right. Good for you. You finally got something right.
God always has been and always will be, just like our true selves/souls

Seriously? By what process do any of us care whether others die or suffer? We do because we are eternal beings with emotions like compassion, sympathy, and sadness. But we do not die. Only atheists believe in death.

Well if any human being knew the answer to that, we would be creating new universes right now.


Except that you are the simpleton, so easily brainwashed by the illogical and literally impossible theories of foolish, hateful and stupid atheist men who want only for us all to live in fear of death as the final moment of our existence.

So you go right ahead. Be sure to eat healthy all the time, exercise constantly, rush to the the doctor at even the slightest symptom of anything serious, and do any possible thing to extend the incredibly short time you have been allotted by atheist morons.

The rest of us, the believers that is, will just live our lives however we please, enjoying anything and everything and never torturing ourselves or denying ourselves all the pleasures of life-- and we will laugh at your insane foolishness forever more.

She asserts she is not a simpleton who argue by assertion.




You all be sure to stuff your faces with cheeseburgers so you can get to the nothing beyond faster.

Big greasy cheeseburgers with avocodo and lots of mayo and french fries with ranch. Yum. Sounds great. Afterwards, I'll lay down and rest and have a cigarette.