DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

So there are a couple of things that don't make sense make less sense than the rest, which is kinda terrifying now that I stop to think of it.

So this big energy ball... Why is it a big energy ball? You lot always get impressed with big and stompy. Does it have a big hat too? But I digress. When we die, we go and join with it? Adding our energy to the invisible great energy ball in Never-Neverland?

And what's up with life? Our eternal soles exist off in Nirvana our whatever you want to call it, then God the energy bollocks pops us into a meatsack that's forced to eat other meatsacks, worms eat our eyeballs, we die, and go back to Never-Neverland again. WTF was all that about? What did I learn? God's an asshole! Leave my eternal sole alone! It was in the middle of a good book when you so rudely interrupted.