DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Amarok]

This is now a dad joke thread;


How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

Creationists apples are created right where they levitate in a tree like formation with no tree.

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No, they can't.
That's right. Good for you. You finally got something right.
God always has been and always will be, just like our true selves/souls

Seriously? By what process do any of us care whether others die or suffer? We do because we are eternal beings with emotions like compassion, sympathy, and sadness. But we do not die. Only atheists believe in death.

Well if any human being knew the answer to that, we would be creating new universes right now.


Except that you are the simpleton, so easily brainwashed by the illogical and literally impossible theories of foolish, hateful and stupid atheist men who want only for us all to live in fear of death as the final moment of our existence.

So you go right ahead. Be sure to eat healthy all the time, exercise constantly, rush to the the doctor at even the slightest symptom of anything serious, and do any possible thing to extend the incredibly short time you have been allotted by atheist morons.

The rest of us, the believers that is, will just live our lives however we please, enjoying anything and everything and never torturing ourselves or denying ourselves all the pleasures of life-- and we will laugh at your insane foolishness forever more.

She asserts she is not a simpleton who argue by assertion.




You all be sure to stuff your faces with cheeseburgers so you can get to the nothing beyond faster.

Yup but she needs that wishful thinking of a pointless meandering after life meanwhile will enjoy this brief existence without any fear  of death because why fear closure and resolution? Only the religious fear death as obsess over it . And the only people who will be laughing are atheist the religious will mentally shriek in horror as they realize  their life was a lie while we simply fade secure in the knowledge that we lived knowing what will come or worse for the religious still they get their wish and get to live the nightmare of eternal life .She should be sure to get sick and seek no doctors after all this world is hell and why would you wanna live in hell?

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So there are a couple of things that don't make sense make less sense than the rest, which is kinda terrifying now that I stop to think of it.

So this big energy ball... Why is it a big energy ball? You lot always get impressed with big and stompy. Does it have a big hat too? But I digress. When we die, we go and join with it? Adding our energy to the invisible great energy ball in Never-Neverland?

And what's up with life? Our eternal soles exist off in Nirvana our whatever you want to call it, then God the energy bollocks pops us into a meatsack that's forced to eat other meatsacks, worms eat our eyeballs, we die, and go back to Never-Neverland again. WTF was all that about? What did I learn? God's an asshole! Leave my eternal sole alone! It was in the middle of a good book when you so rudely interrupted.

Not to mention who the fuck wants to linger forever no resolution no final end just pointless perfection a torture to awful to contemplate.