DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Paleophyte]

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So there are a couple of things that don't make sense make less sense than the rest, which is kinda terrifying now that I stop to think of it.

So this big energy ball... Why is it a big energy ball? You lot always get impressed with big and stompy. Does it have a big hat too? But I digress. When we die, we go and join with it? Adding our energy to the invisible great energy ball in Never-Neverland?

And what's up with life? Our eternal soles exist off in Nirvana our whatever you want to call it, then God the energy bollocks pops us into a meatsack that's forced to eat other meatsacks, worms eat our eyeballs, we die, and go back to Never-Neverland again. WTF was all that about? What did I learn? God's an asshole! Leave my eternal sole alone! It was in the middle of a good book when you so rudely interrupted.

Not to mention who the fuck wants to linger forever no resolution no final end just pointless perfection a torture to awful to contemplate.

With apologies to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett:

Eternity is... OK, so at one end of the universe there's a woodpecker. And at the other end of the universe there's a mountain. And the woodpecker flies the length and breadth of the universe and sharpens its beak on that mountain. And then it flies back. When that woodpecker has worn the mountain down to sand you will still be watching The Sound of Music! And you'll be enjoying it because you won't have any other choice!