DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Everena]

So there are a couple of things that don't make sense make less sense than the rest, which is kinda terrifying now that I stop to think of it.

So this big energy ball... Why is it a big energy ball? You lot always get impressed with big and stompy. Does it have a big hat too? But I digress. When we die, we go and join with it? Adding our energy to the invisible great energy ball in Never-Neverland?

And what's up with life? Our eternal soles exist off in Nirvana our whatever you want to call it, then God the energy bollocks pops us into a meatsack that's forced to eat other meatsacks, worms eat our eyeballs, we die, and go back to Never-Neverland again. WTF was all that about? What did I learn? God's an asshole! Leave my eternal sole alone! It was in the middle of a good book when you so rudely interrupted.

There is no reason why it is a massive form of energy (not sure why people keep saying ball) It is just how I have always pictured God, for lack of a better description. Yes, we join back with God in the universe we have always lived in. We live there as humans, just like we do here. You're attracted to other humans, not God or apes or fruit right? We are our most beautiful and perfect self there, the ideal image of beauty to our mate who is quite literally the other half of us

We come from a place where only good is possible. Our souls came here to experience what it is like when we can choose bad instead of good, to put it in simple terms. We are doing all kinds of good and bad things while we are here. We are rewarded in future lives for the good, and we suffer any intentional pain we have caused for the bad stuff. Suffering through the pain we have intentionally caused to others teaches us to become better and more sensitive souls, who are more likely to choose good. 

Once we have individually reached the point where we are perfected and will no longer intentionally cause anyone pain in any given circumstance (especially our other half) then we have earned an eternity in the most exciting, fun, adventurous, euphoric love paradise imaginable with our mate and closest friends right by our side. We will all earn this at different points in time, but we all get there eventually. People will keep coming back here until they acheive it.