DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Abaddon_ire]

Except that you are the simpleton,

Insult.

Except that you are the simpleton,

Insult.

Except that you are the simpleton, so easily brainwashed by the illogical and liso easily brainwashed by the illogical and liso easily brainwashed by the illogical and literally impossible theories of foolish, hateful and stupid atheist men

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Gosh, your karma is taking a bashing. Or should that be "Gish"?

who want only for us all to live in fear of death as the final moment of our existence. 

Wait, what? That is such a strawman. Atheism rest on a single claim. I do not believe in any god. That's it. No more and no less. There is no atheist anything else.

So you go right ahead. Be sure to eat healthy all the time, exercise constantly, rush to the the doctor at even the slightest symptom of anything serious, and do any possible thing to extend the incredibly short time you have been allotted by atheist morons.

Sure. When you get sick i presume you pray to some mystic jackpot. That has never worked for anyone, ever. Why has your god never regrown an amputated limb?

The rest of us, the believers that is, will just live our lives however we please, enjoying anything and everything and never torturing ourselves or denying ourselves all the pleasures of life-- and we will laugh at your insane foolishness forever more.

Lie. Were it true, you would promptly fuck right off out of here and spend no time posting such garbage.




WT actual F?

Closure and resolution? Yeah sure, say that when you're on your deathbed. And we are not obsessed with death, you are. We don't even believe in the concept of death, we believe in crossing over to a better place. And we will never shriek in horror, as much as only the most sickening and horrible disgusting lowlifes would ever want us to. And I stay away from doctors as much as possible. Your body heals itself quite well if you hadn't noticed. Doctors are only for emergencies. And yes, hell is happening right here, right before your eyes. And we don't want to live in hell, but we will go when God takes us, because we are smart enough to realize that we have a purpose in being here. Cheer up though. Some day you will evolve into smarter beings who can figure this all out too!!!

OH MY FSM. We have a medical wingnut to hand. How amusing.