How you can tell that even believers don't really believe
So I was watching this house fire the other day. Real raging inferno. Melting the siding two houses away.
And this complete lunatic goes and calmly walks right into it. Walks right up to the front door, unlocks it even, and then steps inside.
On top of being crazy he must have been an idiot too, because just before he stepped into the flames I said, "Would you like this pamphlet on fire safety?"