DNA Proves Existence of a Designer

[Anomalocaris]

She's failed just as Hard as dozens of theists before her on this forum.

No she hasn't.

Actually, she broke new grounds in how theist fail.  Considering how many ways theists normally fail, that is actually a notable feat.  But since the essence of theism is the relentless pursuit of ever more abysmal cognitive failure, she must seem like a hero to the likes of you.   Since unspeakably dumb thou you may be, it is not in your poor powers to ever match her, you should worship her, she will undoubtedly reward you by removing portions of what’s left of what you would call your brain each day so you will at least make tangible progress towards her caliber of stupidity and ignorance.