HEATHENS! BLAPHEMERS! HERATICS! REPENT NOW OR SUFFER STALE STRIPPERS AND STD RIDDEN BEER FOR ALL ETERNITY!
What if you're wrong? Is it not wiser to worship the flying spagetti monster for the chance of paradise under the beer volcano? The unicorns are trying to deceive you by leaving evidence all over the place, PAY THEM NO HEED! For is it not written in the book of Bolognese that "there shall be non believers and those who worship other entities"? IT WAS FORETOLD! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?!?!?!?!
What if you're wrong? Is it not wiser to worship the flying spagetti monster for the chance of paradise under the beer volcano? The unicorns are trying to deceive you by leaving evidence all over the place, PAY THEM NO HEED! For is it not written in the book of Bolognese that "there shall be non believers and those who worship other entities"? IT WAS FORETOLD! WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED?!?!?!?!?!